in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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