Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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