you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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