It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
