You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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