I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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