I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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