I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
My vagina just clenched in fear
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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