Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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