we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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