I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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