"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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