They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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