Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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