why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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