you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
His hands were made for my vagina.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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