the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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