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I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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