i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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