Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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