One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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