North Korea, Best Korea!
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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