THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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