I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Just fell off a train. Bad.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
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