I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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