We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Life is so much better after having sex.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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