his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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