its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Come see our sink grown plant.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Who put my cat in the fridge?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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