Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
It's official drugs can't kill me
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I want a musical about memes.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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