I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
And then my night got REAL pukey
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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