You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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