How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
