my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
try to milk me bitch
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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