Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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