I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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