I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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