dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
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