Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I think I died a long time ago.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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