he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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