please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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