he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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