I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I think my vagina is haunted
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Randomize
