We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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