Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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