im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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