I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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