no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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