There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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