these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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