Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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