I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
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